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Chapter 1: The Halloween Ham It was October 31st, the spookiest night of the year! Everyone's favorite monkey-scientist was hanging around in his lab one day. The anthropomorphic monkey stood at 3 feet tall and wore an unbuttoned lab-coat. His body was covered in shaggy brown fur, which kept him warm at all times! He scratched his hairless buttocks as he relaxed in his hammock. He had just finished his lab experiments for the day and was ready to celebrate Halloween the only way he knew how: By relaxing! After all, it's not like he had to deal with trick-or-treaters, what with his lab being high up in a tree and all. As Jam was relaxing, a cloud of purple smoke appeared in front of him. Jam stared on in awe as the cloud got larger and larger, before eventually dispersing. Standing in the middle of where the cloud used to be was an attractive middle-aged woman. She had long black hair and wore a long flowing purple dress. She wore a pair of high-heeled boots that were also